Kampung tercinta.

Welcome home... hahaha tu je lah...

Ni la market Tawau. Nice View.. hehehe


Masjid Al-Kauthar yg tersergam indah.

Salam Perantauan

Selamat hari raya untuk sahabat2 borneo yg berada jauh dr keluarga dan tidak lupa jgk kepada kawan2 yg. Selamat hari raya maaf zahir dan batin.

Aku bengang.

Aku tension betul la bila tgok perempuan muka baik. Nampak je baik tp x baik..Hahahahahahahahahaha...Btw selamat hari raya maaf zahir dan batin...

The Beatles - Hey Jude (HQ)

This song makes me miss my late father. Becoz he's like this song. Al-fatihah

Update update fruit

Ok genap sebulan x update status kt fb. Peminat ingatkan aku dah mampos. But status poker tetap ada. Sbb aku dah jd raja judi. hahaha...(baru rookie dah berlagak).

Bukan xnak type status kat fb, cuma den malas balas comment2 member yg rajin usha den. Haha lantak kt dorg anggap aku sombong. Yg penting gua happy. Sebelum ni rajin post status sbb number of friends x mencecah 100. hahaha

Update post kt blog ni ok cikit. Sbb xyah balas komen2. Haha.

Lets hear this crazy song by Sum 41.

Baby la ko ni...Nah!!!!

Hari yg betul2 buat aku tension. Mengurangkan pahala puasa aku jer. Saja jer cari kesalahan. Buat la pahala kat kitorg. kan x salah tu. Syukur la ko org tua (teringat plak kat nenek kebayan bg nama tu). Kalau tak kena buku lima ar jwbnya. Tp aku berani tahap tu ker??? hahaha

Aku tension betul r kt Pak Guard. Kete xde stiker, ok fine xleh masuk. Dah parking kete kat luar buat den jalan kaki lg. Memenatkan otot2 aku jer berjalan, but jgn r cari salah lain lg. Nak lari senyap2 x elok plak sbb memang kat pintu depan.

Ok kad matrik xde lah berat sampai berkilo2, tp bg r change.. Muka baik kot. X penah buat jahat. Tp baby ar pak guard ni. Hah kan dah kena lg. Rm50 tu ingat sikit ke hah. Buat aku pening jer. Nak benci2 ni x syok r. Bukan sifatku. ceh bajet good boy.

But serious aku dah marking betul2 pakcik guard tu. Entah bila dapat kenakan balik. Harap2 esok lusa dapat r balas balik. Haha pendendam jgk den ni eh. Well aku dah kena so aku masih x puas hati. Hati tenang rasa gelisah. Yek eleh mcm lagu Pakcik Ramlee plak. Apa2 hal tenangkan hati dgn one piece.



Peace from Monkey D Luffy...

Maharaja Bangang

Ada seorang cikgu tadika yang tak percaya wujudnya Tuhan. Dia pun berfikir bagaimana hendak mempengaruhi kanak-kanak di tadika tersebut supaya tak percaya wujudnya Tuhan. Tiba-tiba, dia mendapat satu akal...
Guru tadika : Anak-anak, nampak tak pen ini?
Murid-murid : Nampak cikgu.
Guru tadika : Pen ada kan?
Murid-murid : Ada cikgu.
......Kemudian guru tadika tadi memasukkan pen itu ke dalam poket dia dan kemudian bertanya lagi..
Guru tadika : Anak-anak,nampak tak pen?
Murid-murid : tak nampak cikgu.
Guru tadika : pen ada tak?
Murid-murid : tak ada cikgu.
Guru tadika : Anak-anak nampak Tuhan tak?
Murid-murid : tak nampak cikgu.
Guru tadika : Tuhan ada tak?
Murid-murid : tak ada cikgu.
Guru tadika itu sangat gembira kerana tujuannya untuk mempengaruhi kanak-kanak itu berjaya. Tetapi.. dalam kumpulan kanak-kanak itu ada seorang budak yang pintar yang bernama Amin lalu dia pun mengangkat tangan...
Amin : Cikgu, boleh saya cakap sesuatu?
Guru tadika : Boleh, mari ke depan.
Amin : Kawan-kawan nampak cikgu tak?
Murid-murid : nampak.
Amin : cikgu ada kan?
Murid-murid : ada.
Amin : Kawan-kawan nampak otak cikgu tak?
Murid-murid : tak nampak.
Amin : cikgu ada otak tak?
Murid-murid : tak ada.

PUSH-POCKET IN KUALA LUMPUR

I am sure you all have heard of 'pick pocket'.
A new trend 'push pocket'.
Read on.. for your own good

A few days ago a new type of crime has surfaced in town.
It goes something like this:-
Somebody slips a hand-phone into your pocket,
sometimes it could be just a wallet with
an identity card and a few ringgit.

A few minutes later, the 'owner' comes up
and confronts you, the 'thief '.
He makes a big commotion that you stole his stuff.

You, caught unaware, are then pulled aside by the
'owner' for a settlement. You are intimidated and threatened
that if you do not pay up the police will be brought in.
If you pay up, this 'owner' lets you go.
If not, the police are brought in.

Another strange thing is that there always seems
to be a 'witness' to your 'theft'.

I am told this often happens to foreigners at
the Kuala Lumpur International Airport (KLIA)
or even at LRT trains.
Given that you're 'guilty until proven innocent'
as far as t he Malaysian police are concerned,
I understand some poor people are in jail for
these 'offences'.

At the KLIA, the 'owner' throws his hand-phone and
wallet with the few ringgit notes into the luggage
trolley of a just arrived passenger.
The drama unfolds a few minutes later.
The real culprit has easily convinced our Malaysian police
to arrest the real victim (if he has not paid up the 'settlement' demand).
This is a very serious matter.


This is another form of extortionists operating in broad daylight.
They are disgusting criminals who will do anything
to rob and steal. The sickening part of the whole
scenario is that unless you pay the 'quoted settlement' money,
they will put you in real trouble by calling the police.

The real culprit gets back his hand-phone
and wallet but the real victim ( i.e.. could be any one of us)
is thrown into the police lock up and charged in court.




So do be very careful,
otherwise you may end up as a 'thief'
as you have no way to prove your innocence.

Hari bahagia..

Harini ada ceramah, ceramah buat aku mengantok tahap kamen rider. Ha3...Tp sorg awek lawa tu tegur, (Nape nagntok sgt??? Lepas sahur x tdor2 lg ker??) Nak kelentong xleh, sbb puasa. Aku pun cakap r dgr lagu sambil men game sampai sahur. Tu yg ngantok tu.. Ha3.. Tp awek tu memang cool. Dgn gaya dia yg ranggi and funky.

Alangkah indahnya ada awek camtu. caring tahap kucing. Bahagia masa tu jer...hahahaha

Hadapi dgn senyuman

perlu kah berkata dr belakang?? aku pun apa kurangnya. ha3.. Mcm tu la resam manusia, hanya tahu menilai dr luaran. Sekali je kau buat salah, kau akan hilang dalam ingatan. segala kebaikan yg kau buat takkan di pandang. Persoalan di sini, semua manusia tiada yg sempurna. Lemah yg sgat lemahnya.

aku marah ni. Marah tahap cipan. Ha3.. Jgn lah nak marah, jgn lah nak benci2. Seribu kebaikan dgan satu kejahatan x berbaloi. Sekali kau silap, kau akan hilang di bumi ini.

wei ngantok2... Selamat berpuasa. ^_^